February 2012
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Feb 10th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
Feb 8th
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Feb 6th
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And there goes another one...
(While watching the Puppy Bowl)
Friend: I just don't understand the point of watching dogs on the T.V.
Me: Leave
Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
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January 2012
3 posts
Jan 23rd
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Why I'm really bad at online dating
janemarcus: Him: playing in the snow yet? Me: obviously. and shoveling. so much shoveling. Him: hahhahah well, i mean,  you can just wait and hope it gets warmer. that works too. sometimes. eventually. :D Me: I did that with my sister when we were younger when she got her tongue stuck to a pole. She died. …I don’t go on many dates. marry me
Jan 23rd
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Jan 10th
May 2009
15 posts
May 12th
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May 11th
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Sometimes, I daydream when I read. I will be...
looselipssinkships: cassieduckworth:unsolvedmysteries:merricat mypeterpancomplex (via devincastro)
May 10th
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May 10th
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Think about it...
What if Vince the shamwow guy did commercials for the snuggie?
May 10th
May 8th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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ListenWill Smith - Parnets Just Don’t Understand ...
May 3rd
May 3rd
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May 3rd
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Fun places to spend your Saturday:
the outdoors not the hospital the mall not the hospital the pool not the hospital a friends house not the hospital Where I spent my Saturday: The hospital I just spent 9 hours at childrens hospital because I passed out and guess what…I’m fine!  I had to get blood taken 4 times from 4 different spots and that is not a fun place to spend your Saturday.
May 3rd
May 2nd
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May 2nd
May 2nd
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April 2009
25 posts
Apr 30th
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Awesome
My school closed today because of a water line break.
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Listenkari-shma: ...
Apr 19th
Apr 18th
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when people pronounce Greenwich as Green-which
(via whatannoysus) This is a white whine if I ever heard one
Apr 15th
Have you ever disliked someone so much that even...
fatmanatee: “Oh, he eats tacos every Thursday night?  What a douchebag.”
Apr 12th
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Apr 10th
Legendary
The first episode of Fresh Prince is on.  It’s on The N so I suggest you watch it.
Apr 10th
Apr 10th
WatchWatch
patrickcassels: “Gay Fish,” by Kanye West This episode was amazing.
Apr 9th
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The easter episode of South Park is amazing.
Apr 9th
It's 4:18
and I can’t sleep.  I’m at my brothers apartment watching robot chicken
Apr 8th
Apr 8th
Listenbitchville: Will Smith - Men in Black
Apr 8th
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In all seriousness,
there is not a show I enjoy more than Fresh Prince.  If it’s on I have to watch it.  If it’s on for 4 hours straight I have to watch it.  Even if I’ve seen the episode a million times, I will still laugh when Will makes a joke about Carlton’s height or Uncle Phil’s weight.  It’s funny and it will always be funny.  If you don’t enjoy The Fresh Prince of...
Apr 7th
Selfish
Hey snow!  Stop being a greedy bitch.  Your season is over.  Move on.
Apr 6th
Apr 6th
Apr 5th
Ahhhhh
We just got verizon fios and I have no idea how to use it.  My channel 54 just became channel 190
Apr 3rd
Hey Netflix
Just because I ordered one matrix movie doesn’t mean I need a whole section dedicated to Keanu Reeves.  Lets mix it up a little.
Apr 2nd