Him: playing in the snow yet?
Me: obviously. and shoveling. so much shoveling.
Him: hahhahah well, i mean, you can just wait and hope it gets warmer. that works too. sometimes. eventually. :D
Me: I did that with my sister when we were younger when she got her tongue stuck to a pole. She died.
…I don’t go on many dates.
marry me
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